The Turds

The Turds - Infectious Fun
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LATEST RELEASES: The latest 2008 releases are now available at special introductory prices: Stormpooper, Poo Diddy, David Crapham, Scarfaece, Full of Sh*t, Sh*t Happens, Weird Sh*t, The Sh*t Has Hit The Fan, Special Arse Service, Dries Hard, Invisible Pan and Rimdiana Jones |
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WARNING! CONTENTS MAY OFFEND! This is not a toy - these collectable figurines may be unsuitable for children under 14 years |
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The Turds
Figurines
Figurines
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Stormpooper
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£12.49*

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Poo Diddy
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£12.49*

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David Crapham
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£12.49*

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Scarfaece
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£12.49*

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Full Of Sh*t
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£8.99*

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Sh*t Happens
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£8.99*

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Weird Sh*t
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£8.99*

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The Sh*t Has Hit The Fan
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£8.99*

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Special Arse Service
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£8.99*

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Dries Hard
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£8.99*

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Invisible Pan
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£8.99*

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Rimdiana Jones
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£16.99*

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King Pong
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£14.99*

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Skidder Man
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£8.49*

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Will Turder
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£8.49*

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Harry Plopper
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£12.49*

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Frankenstain
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£12.49*

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Sh*tty Nickers
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Roboplop
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£13.89*

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Rimbo
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£15.69*

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Smell Raiser
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£12.49*

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Predaturd
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£12.49*

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Fart Vapour
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£11.99*

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Arse Bandit
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£11.99*

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Rim Reaper
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£12.49*

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Freddy Pooger
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£25.99*

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Strain Pooney
(Away strip)
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£8.49*

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Scoop Doggy Poo
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£8.49*

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Turdinator Poo
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£8.49*

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Bad Sh*t
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£8.49*

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Same Sh*t, Different Day
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£9.99*

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Blocky
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£8.49*

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Bullsh*tter
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£8.49*

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Tough Sh*t '07
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£8.49*

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Lazy Sh*t '07
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£8.49*

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Sh*tfaced Again
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£8.49*

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Bazturd
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£8.49*

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Sick Sh*t
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Evil Sh*t
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£8.49*

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Cack Sparrow
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£8.49*

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Bravefart
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£8.49*

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Julius Squeezer
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£8.49*

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Ring Peace
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£8.49*

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Whifty Scent
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£8.49*

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Smellvis
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£8.49*

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Pebble Dash
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£8.49*

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Tight Arse
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£8.49*

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Sh*t For Brains
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£8.49*

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Gob Sh*te
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£8.49*

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Log On
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£8.49*

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Lucky Sh*t
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£8.49*

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Little Sh*t
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£8.49*

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Old Fart
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£8.49*

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Smart Arse
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£8.49*

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Sloppy Sh*t
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£8.49*

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Jack Sh*t
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£8.49*

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Sh*t Hot
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£8.49*

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Bird Sh*t
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£8.49*

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Nutty
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£8.49*

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Count Crapula
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£8.49*

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Tough Sh*t
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£8.49*

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Bag of Sh*te
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£8.49*

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Richard The Turd
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£8.49*

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Mr Brown
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£8.49*

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Sh@tman
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£8.49*

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No Sh*t Sherlock
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£8.49*

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Sh*t Stirrer
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£8.49*

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Plop Idol
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£8.49*

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Sh@t the Ripper
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£8.49*

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Sh*tfaced 2004
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£8.49*

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Lazy Sh*t
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£8.49*

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Dumb Sh*t
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£8.49*

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James Pong
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£16.99*

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The Turds
Keyrings
Keyrings
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The Turds
Micros
Micros
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